Watching the boy sitting in front of me during Political Science eat large quantities of Peanut Butter. I like peanut butter; no I LOVE peanut butter, but this was pretty vile. Here’s how it went:
Step 1. Watch boy fumble through his back pack for years only to pull out a Jumbo size jar of peanut butter.
Step 2. Watch boy proceed to take the large wad of gum he is currently chomping on and squish it to the top of the peanut butter lid.
Step 3. Watch boy fumble around for a few more years in his back pack until he finds a knife that is probably dirtier than a public restroom floor.
Step 4. Watch boy salivate a little and then dig in. And when I say dig in, I mean tongue out, peanut butter all over the fingers, yucky smacking noises, etc.
Step 5. Watch boy down half a jar of peanut butter, lick knife clean, and toss it back into his pit of death (aka backpack).
Step 6. Watch boy remove wad of gum from the top of the peanut butter lid and lob it back into his mouth. Chomp, chomp, chomp.
Hahaha that was the funniest thing ever. Your reaction to it all made that dreaded class worth it!! Gotta admit... the gum part, the best part. Hopefully nasty peanut butter man has something even more vile up his sleeves for next class! Yes, its gross but oh how it adds some much needed laughter to that class!
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