Wednesday, November 2, 2011


OMG. Today at work I was attacked by one of those heavy-duty-i'm-so-big i-could-staple-through-cement staplers. Moses could have parted the red sea with how much blood I lost. Look for my obituary in tomorrow's paper...

"Tragic Death at BYU Campus when Girl gets violently CHOMPED on"

Darn Stapler.

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